dirudo:

Making a cool new friend

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(via distraction)

awfullyy:

I tweet because I enjoy talking to myself.

(via distraction)

datassium:

datassium:

datassium:

My ex-wife still misses me…but her aim is gettin’ better!

Her aim is gettin’ better!

Y’see, it’s funny because marriage is terrible.

(via distraction)

You’re a Bitch

You’re a Bit

You’re a

You’re

You

Yo

Y

Yo

You

You’re

You’re a

You’re a Bi

You’re a Bitch

Oh look ,You’re still a Bitch

(Source: princeturtogo, via distraction)

bewarings:

when people i hate talk to me: 

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(via distraction)